Nanny on Sale

How the conversation went at dinner tonight:
Mom: "Maybe we should get a nanny" (joking around with my dad).
Dad: "Haha, yeah we should."
(Meanwhile, Hannah and David were having a separate conversation about whether or not to see Harry Potter 7 in the theater or wait for the DVD).
Hannah: "Just wait, it'll be on sale at blockbuster in a month for 10 bucks."
Dad: (laughing) What!? Blockbusters really lowered their standards if they're selling 10 dollar NANNIES now!"

Jello

Me: (pointing to a package of jello I was making) "Is this the right size?"
Dad: "Your shirt or those pants? Personally I think...."
Me: "NO dad I meant the jello. Thanks though, this is going on my blog."

Soul Surfer

Dad: "How was the movie?"

Me: "It wasn't bad! I liked it. Except when the shark attacked..that was freaky."

Dad: "Ohh you saw that movie? What was it called again.. Shark-Bite-Arm-Off-Girl"? Sharkies Attack?"

Me: "No.. Soul Surfer. Haha."

Camel Shopping

My mom and sister were discussing horse prices at dinner when David randomly chimed in:
"You know what surprises me? How much the average camel costs. I mean...you need half a million dollars if you even want to consider buying one."
Me: "......."
David: "What??"
Me: "I think its more surprising that you actually know how much a camel costs."
David: "I camel shop every week. Duh."

Ice Cream

Me: "Can you save me some ice cream? Make sure Hannah doesn't eat it all!"
Dad: "Ha ha ha slurp lick ha ha."
(separate message a minute later): "..What ice cream?"
hahahaha

Texting Language

Me: "R u guys watching fireworks anywhere?"
Dad: "Mot Reilly. I cam heer sum. I saw sum on tv. W r gioig to do sum of rs in drvwy. We cam sav sum fr u tho."
Me: "Is that english!?"

Dot Dash

Upon listening to a police scanner and hearing morse code, my dad exclaims: "Holy crap!! I just understood that!! Dot dot dash dot dash! Woah!"
Me: "No..dad. Just no."