My dad and I like to watch the tigers together. If you know anything about baseball you'll understand his stupid joke:
Me: "wow cabrera is really good...!"
Dad: "well he's never actually hit a grand slam while the bases weren't loaded... So he's not THAT good. He's also never hit an RBI when the bases were empty."
Me: "oh really? maybe he isn't that go...HEY WAIT A SECOND..wow good one dad"