Monday, July 11, 2011

Cereal Killer

As a result of the recent mass murder that occurred in Grand Rapids, my family was discussing whether or not the murderer would be considered a serial killer or mass murderer.
Me: "I don't think serial killers take their victims all at once, they use more of a strategic and spread out plan. Right?"
Dad: "No you've got it all wrong. A serial killer only kills at breakfast time. Actually....he only kills cereal. Therefore this man is certainly not a serial killer. This didn't happen anywhere near breakfast time."

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